Exmouth has recently employed the services of a new bird control system to finally put an end to the activities of certain greedy bird varieties. A hi-tech new, local company will be starting work on Thursday 31st of May in the Manor Gardens Exmouth at 7.00pm. The recent blight of miscreant sea-birds and Columbidae species scavengers, will at last be taken to task with the use of revolutionary new equipment, such as the digital decoy and the snoop and scoop all-terrain storage facility, This fascinating machine and eco friendly sub-gadgets will be demonstrated to the public during the course of the evening and its operators will be keen to talk to anyone who is interested in alternative pest control.
Let's hope that the days of squabbling herring gulls and stolen ice creams will now see diminishing returns in the lovely sea-side town of Exmouth.
See you there.
Tffn
Arthur and John
